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This is how calmly I want to deal with any situation life has to throw at me this year
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This is how calmly I want to deal with any situation life has to throw at me this year

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when you spot ur ex in the crowd
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How I slide into DMs
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This should've went viral instead of the cash me ousside girl
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This should've went viral instead of the cash me ousside girl

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My man has ice in his veins with this game winner ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My man has ice in his veins with this game winner ๐Ÿ˜‚

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'Tom and Jerry isn't real'
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look at this kangaroo petting a dog ๐Ÿ˜
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look at this kangaroo petting a dog ๐Ÿ˜

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Nooooo not the dog ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Nooooo not the dog ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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OMG watch until the end ๐Ÿ˜‚
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OMG watch until the end ๐Ÿ˜‚

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When the prayer too long and u hungry
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lebron destroying children at a birthday party brings joy to my heart
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lebron destroying children at a birthday party brings joy to my heart

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What'd he think he was gunna do ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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What'd he think he was gunna do ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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When you're smoking a blunt and you see a cop pull up
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DID NOT SEE THAT COMING ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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DID NOT SEE THAT COMING ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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He got a duck recording the video ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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He got a duck recording the video ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Minnie Mouse signing for a deaf boy is the loveliest thing you will see today
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"How's life going?"
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"When your dead asleep but your song comes on" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Live Chicken ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Live Chicken ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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We all have that one clumsy friend who trips over nothing
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For the love of god somebody get this dog a damn beer
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This dog does not like that window wiper.
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This dog does not like that window wiper.

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Me as a dog
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Me as a dog

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โ€œIโ€™m not drinking tonightโ€ *me 8 drinks later*
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โ€œIโ€™m not drinking tonightโ€ *me 8 drinks later*

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Videos like this make twitter a magical
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Videos like this make twitter a magical

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this video is a metaphor for my life
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We donโ€™t deserve dogs
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How did she fall like that?
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When everything is going wrong in your life
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โ€œYou been working on your summer body??โ€ Me:
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๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
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๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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โ€œSo today was my sisters gender reveal party & when the balloon popped we were confused but then..โ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ
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โ€œSo today was my sisters gender reveal party & when the balloon popped we were confused but then..โ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Me solving my problems
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When ur homieโ€™s lung collapses
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That pose was on point ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€.
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i can't wait to see the new toy story
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LMAO WHOS SON IS THIS
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"let me see what you have.." "a knife" "NOOOOOO" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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"let me see what you have.." "a knife" "NOOOOOO" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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This puppy is the most adorable thing ever ๐Ÿ˜
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When you see yourself on the jumbo screen... but youโ€™re with your side chick ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
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When you see yourself on the jumbo screen... but youโ€™re with your side chick ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Still one of my favorite videos
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Cats don't always make the best dogs
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Awww he crashed his lil bike
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When I wake up depressed but gotta thank god for waking me up
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Tiger haters gonna say it's fake
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Tiger haters gonna say it's fake

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"back up terry, put it in reverse! ๐Ÿคฃ"
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tSo apparently doggy school exists and this good boy was excited to go
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me finding comedy in tragedy
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Me: stop jumping to conclusions Her:
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Make him go viral
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Make him go viral

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This dude's been waiting for this moment his whole life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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This dude's been waiting for this moment his whole life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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When you get woken up from your nap
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