Tell me you swear a lot without telling me you swear a lot 🤬 #swear #word #words #bad #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #f21xme

💩 #butt #booty #family #guy #familyguy #turdcutter #normalizethesag #famousredshirt

Solid eight inches 📏 #solid #eight #inches #eightinches #long #length #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #hangers #notimpressed

You realize how truly picky you are when this appears on your dating app account… #date #dating #preferences #picky #datingapp #like #dislike #normalizethesag #famousredshirt

🍽️🍑 #peach #fork #knife #datingapp #eat #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #kitchen #dishes #cleaning

⚖️ #scale #weight #heavy #hangers #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #dropem #dropthem

When you’re mad and want to throw something… #salt #shaker #saltshaker #famousredshirt #normalizethesag #hit #mad #throw

It must have been really funny. #laugh #laughing #tuesdaythoughts #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #kitchen #sink #dishes

I would be so scared I would break it. Good for you for living life on the wild side📱 #phone #case #glass #break #wild #dangerous #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #kitchen #sink #dishes #nofears #fea

The popular phrase, “Dance like no one is watching” is super easy to do when you are single and have no friends. #dance #dancelikenooneiswatching #famousredshirt #normalizethesag #moves #jiggle #wiggl

Guys be like… #fit #wefittogether #otown #size #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #inside #night #allnight #pound #poundtown

Easy to say. Hard to do. #call #callout #date #dating #datingprofile #famousredshirt #normalizethesag #kitchen #learn #grow #evolve

I’m fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine. #summerhouse #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #day #life #scene #tv #movie #cry #crying #imfine #imgood #everythingisfine

Wait…what? #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #down #godown #downunder #pray #praying

There’s always something about that fresh cut and color feeling #famousredshirt #normalizethesag #up #down #upanddown #downandup #transformation #makeup #haircut

The signature wink 😉 #wink #signature #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #smile #cheese #dishes

See how I do the dishes. Very demure, very mindful. #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #dishes #demure #mindful #poo #poop #cup

How I feel after a massage 💆‍♀️ #massage #noodle #great #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #deep #deeptissue #table #hole

Always that small moment of panic📱 #panic #famousredshirt #normalizethesag #phone #update #screen #loading #turnbackon

Those late night hunger cravings though… #late #night #latenight #hunger #cravings #normalizethesag #famousredshirt #snacks #hungercravings